Ellie Mae Klandette from Runt, NORTH CAROLINA writes…..dear Hugh. ….I have tripletts. They are now 23 years old. They want to form a quartet. But they don’t want anybody else singing with em. I say it can’t be done, but knew that you might know of a way. Will you dig deep into that mind of yours and help us?

From Hugh

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Well Ellie………………As so many others through the decades have done, you have wisely turned to H.A.S for a thorough grasp of difficult math problems. I will handle this. Set your mind at ease.

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There was a time when WORDS MEANT THINGS. Three …..meant……one more than two…./// Alone meant …By YourSelf,…..////……and everyone knew what the word….. “is” …..meant…….///Boy Scouts meant BOYS ONLY ///A twenty year sentence meant JAIL for TWENTY YEARS

When you hit your thumb with a hammer…….you wrapped your thumb and were more careful….Now, people sue the hammer factory.

Soooooooo, since apparently, words don’t stand for much…..I say go for it…..Do it with a straight face. Stand the three of em up there on the stage and call em a QUARTET. ……..and double dog dare anybody to question it….under threat of a law suit.

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This really shouldnt be a problem at all………..Now I think I’ll go to the bank and get three five dollar bills changed into a  TWENTY.

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