Archive for November 22nd, 2014

Twizzle Little from Waddle Missississippi writes…..Dear Hugh: Why do light bulbs quit working….?

From Hugh

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Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll……Contrary to assumed “knowledge” of science……And assertions often made by Large Lightbulb manufacturerrs…..Light bulbs do not emit light waves……they simply absorb darkness…….

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This is why that they often look blackish on the inside when they quit working……They have soaked up all the nighttime they can hold…..

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New Curly-Cue Fancy Doodle florescentish bulbs that are supposed to be more Earth Friendly……(though they contain Mercury)….are actually a little harder to diagnose……They may actually emit light rays….but research is ongoing….and its not over yet.

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I must thank my friend Kelly for this funny concept…..I heard him tell this “dark soaking” concept many  years ago    ………Heee Heee….!


Randy Heathclubb from Grinders Swatch Ohio writes dear Hugh: Words are not mere enough to tell you how much I value every syllabic utterance from your computer keyboared. I hang on every word you say….I had heard that you will be the keynote speaker at the annual Turnip Green Beetle Eradication Rally scheduled in Vegas for April the 31st of this year. Is this accurate ? and where can I buy plane tickets the cheapest?l

From Hugh…

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YES……….! I am indeed filling that position…!!!!! It was either me or Ethel Shump and it turns out that she got the gig speaking to the Mouse Trap Retail Association in Peoria that VERY DAY…..

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I appreciate your accolades and your clear demonstration of good sound thinking skills….In trusting me with giving you advice on so many unimportant things.

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I certainly hope you can come hear my speech. My topic this year will be “Why I am Convinced that the Turnip Green Beetle Holds the Key to World Climate Change.”  I also have a companion book for sale…Called “What Bugs Me about Insects”



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