Lilly Mae Wadsworth from somewhere in Oklahoma writes…..dear Hugh: Do you have any idea why my garage door won’t raise up?

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From Hugh…….

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Yes I do………………….It is because , in 2007 you paid Big Ed’s Contracting and Home Improvement to nail it shut and turn your carport into a living room.

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I tried to tell you then that you were way too unsure about such a decision………..BUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO……..! You said you wanted to park the couch where you’d been parking the BUICK.

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No matter how many times you push that button on the wall behind the lamp….THE DOOR AIN”T GOIN NOWHERE…..And EVEN IF IT DID……..You have got two paintings and a stuffed Mallard duck nailed to it……

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Just for get it….and park your new Lesabre in the laundry room or somewhere……………………





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