Archive for November 10th, 2014

Kinsington Perlegad Throckmorton III from Beckleshine England writes Dear Hugh……….Where does a Seven Hundred Pound GORILLA sleep?

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From Hugh

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Howdy Kensington…………For many years there were assertions made (by people whom were trying to be funny)…regarding the potential sleeping locations for large apes.

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It was repeatedly stated that these varmits could and would sleep ANYWHERE THEY WANTED TOO. I never thought it was funny. Because I instinctively knew that it wasn’t factual..

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The simple fact is that most , if not all REPUTABLE lodging establishments specifically preclude APES lounging around and sleeping on their premises. Often the Common Gorilla or Orangutan  is seen being escorted from a Marriott or Hyatt Regency. They won’t allow it. It’s that simple.

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The fact is …..that a seven hundred pound Gorrilla has to seek permission form the FDA and the CDP and PETA to get any rest in most areas of this country.

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I’m glad to finally set this issue to rest.




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