Dillard Wombatte from Bubble Fling Wisconsin writes…Dear Hughy: I heard that you were just signed to a 9 million dollar a year contract playing water polo with the New Jersey Walrus’s …..How accurate is this report? and what does a feller do with that much money?

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From Hugh

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Well…..It’s fairly accurate except for the fact that the amount is $90.00….Total. And it’s not water polo……It’s a pogo stick league.

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And it’s not per year………It’s per lifetime.

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Now………As to what a feller does with Nine Million dollars a year……………..I guess I would pay it on my bills…(as far as it would go.) And then put the rest of the bills in my will for my son to pay.

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Yuk Yuk………………..You aught to consider joining the pogo stick league…..It has it’s ups and downs……but you can learn to bounce back.




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