Little one year old Winly Sledmire from Squish Oregon writes Dear Hugh: I’m so tired of diapers. Containing various substances so close to my self for (sometimes) relatively extended periods of time is becoming an issue with me. What do you suggest?

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From Hugh.

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Well Winly, as I have mentioned before , I personally gave up the diaper concept at two weeks old. Recognizing its inherent pitfalls, I simply made other arrangements. I took an online course on SUPER EARLY POTTY TRAINING.

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Learning to use a credit card to order the course before I was able to read was the hardest part of the deal…(because I could’t talk either, which presented problems with using the Master card help line)….It’s also very difficult to establish a credit line at that age…..But that’s beside the point because YOU ARE MUCH OLDER.

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Now Get with it Winly. Just say NO to sitting in residue. Now look……………TAKE A STAND you little munchkin…!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive potty trained DACHSHUNDS faster than you are catching on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT”S THE DEAL WITH YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS in today’s generation.????????????????????

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I continue to receive this basic question from little crumbslingers from all over the world……MAYBE THIS WILL FINALLY SETTLE THE ISSUE…..ONCE AND FOR MOST. Im just glad I’m hear two hep.



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