Jacques Coostooo from a sea faring vessel south of Gerbil Swat Iceland writes Dear Hugh…I am deathly afraid of man-eating SHARKS. How can I lose my fear of a shark?

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From Hugh

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Well Coostoo…………..The only man eating shark you need to be afraid of is a LIVE one…..Thusly, we have clarified the situation and will now deal with it.

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One way to lose your fear is is to get the shark to swallow a fire extinguisher and then shoot it from a boat whereupon the tank will explode (as in the movie JAWS.) The exploding tank will cause the shark to develop a sudden health issue which will generally lead to it’s imminent demise. Once the the tank blows up…you can perty well start to relax……

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The main challenge here is getting the shark to swallow the fire extinguisher. This particular issue has been addressed in a number of important documents and even a book by a lady from Peoria Illinois….entitled “How to Get a Boneless Fish to Swallow a Fire Retardant Dispersion Device” (FRDD).

Theres more I could do to help….but I have to go swimming in the SPacific Ocean.




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