Little Two year old Binky Smallwood writes in today……Dear Hugh…My mommy says I have to keep my surroundings clean and neat and pristine….I’d really like to..but I dont know where my surroundings are or what “pristine” means. Can you hep me? .

 

From Hugh

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Howdy Binkster:………Yes. You are at the write place for guidance through the pitfalls and confusions of infancy. Infancy is something you will grow out of…………given time………….We are hear two hep.

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Surroundings…..are usually located real close to where you are. This is not always the case. In 1827 there was a documented case of two ladies in Peoria Illinoise who left there surroundings completely…..for a period of 8 minutes they were not surrounded by anything…………….Many onlookers were totally confused by the situation. And , indeed, there are some questions remaining.

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But normally, surroundings are right there where you’re at. …………Now, “Pristine” , means clean your room twice…..’cause there ain’t narry a way that you gonna get it pristine the first time.

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Have a good day , and , for your parents sake, Stop playing with open cans of chocolate cake icing on the living room carpet. Just quit it Binkster.



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