Worthington Pimberly the IV…..from Collinwould Tennessee writes in today with a question that is sure to generate a grate deal of apathy….Dear Hugh: Why do people wear boots? Even some female type humanoids wear them….WHY HUGHY…WHY?????????

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From Hugh

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Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll……………..It’s very simple..

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SO THEY DON’T HAVE TO WEAR MATCHING SOCKS.

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Now…………..why matching socks have ever been an issue…is beyond me.  We don’t have to have on pants and shirts that are the SAME.

I realize that is up and down…..and socks are side to side……but what differnce does that make in the clothing rulebook….????? Who comes up with these rules….? If someone yearns to wear one red sock and one striped orange sock……I SAY DO IT and you dont have to wear boots over em.

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Note,…….The sock issue is serious business to some folks….A lady in Peoria actually tarred-and-feathered her neighbor for violating sock rules back in the fall of 1869. It was decided that the woman looked so much better with the tar and feathers,……….that they didnt clean her up for two weeks……finally, however, they chickened out………and got her back to normal.



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