Lilly Grubwomme fro Tubblerliger GERMANY writes…..dear Hugh…I just had a baby. To my surprise the child is completely illiterate. This is shocking and simply unacceptable. As one who is a paragon of literacy and a debunker of fonics….YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO help me with this……What should I do?

From Hugh…..

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Well……….Here’s the deal…….Not only is the kid illiterate…….YOU DONT EVEN KNOW FOR SURE WHAT LANGUAGE It will speak….Only 3.4768% of human beings speak German. The odds that you’ll be able to understand the little rascal are slim……Unless you learn whatever language they speak….Over a billion folks speak Chineeeesse. Thusly….the odds are ..that’s what it’ll be……..

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You have know control over this……Simply go about your business…..and if the kid speaks Chineeeeeesse…….YOu can get a course to learn it……

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Your Welcome….


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