Willifred Doubber from Gilchester Denmark writes Dear Hugh…..I know that you have travelled expensively in the jungles of Antarctica and the Forests of the Sudan , learnin the various home remedies of the indigenious peoples,….. (along with studying intrastelluline epidlumsticlology at A&M),,,,…So, I’m curious….What is the best weigh to remove warts?

From Hugh

.

Hi………….Well…………………Remove warts from what? How am I supposed to know what species or phylum or person or amphibian you are to refferring. (Couldn’t end on a preposition).

.

Normally I recommend a poultice made of mustard and turnip greens…mixed with pureed raisin bran………..Apply this for three weeks to the affected area……Then. go to a doctor and get him to freeze the wart off……so you can quit running around town smelling like an herb processing plant.



Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: