From Hugh:

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TWO MONTHS OLD…..87 POUNDS? ………Whewwwwww. ………..

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What do I think of all that???????????????? I think you are acting like a BIG BABY. Why don’t you stop acting like a BIG BABY……..and act your age..instead of like a BIG BABY?

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You must have some big diapers! REAL BIG. I hope you get out of ‘em soon……and I’m confident your parents are hoping so as well……I remember how happy my mother was when I got out of diapers and pull ups……….(which is understandable since I was seven.)

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May I suggest that you stop eating only CHOCOLATE CAKE BABY FOOD In the GALLON SIZE?…..and try some Minced Parsely Tips and Creamed Tofu Skimmings. And QUIT LYING ABOUT YOUR AGE…..You are four months old…AND WE BOTH KNOW IT. So there.

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