From Hugh

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Hi Fred:   Well , as best I can tell,…..the Vernal Equine Ox is about as elusive as the Sasqwatch or the Abominamibdable Snowman. But YES!…I believe in them.

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According  to my reseerch, the last credible sighting of the V. Equine Ox was by Randy Scumslinger in August of 1944 near Peoria Illinois. He claims to have noticed the varmit gnawing on a tender bamboo shoot while trying to cross interstate 69. (The bamboo shoot wasnt trying to cross…It was the Equine Ox.)

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Some have noticed the apparent conflict between the term EQUINE and the normally Bovine-type OX……..But I’m not just horsing around here. And I’m no COWard………..We deal in facts.

 

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