From the desk of Hugh:

What? What? what what what?

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Hear at H.A.S. we have scene many

many bizarre AND unusual

questions cross our deskez.

This is indeed won of the strangest

that we have ever with dealt.

(couldn’t end on a preposition)…..

On this occasion, I am forced to admit  that I feel utterly inadequate.

(I’ve been ut

terly inadequate on many issues

but wasnt forced to admit it)…..

Now…………………..

whence was I…………………….?

Oh yes,……For the definitive answer to your question

“Now what?” ,…I have turned to my good fiend and mentor Filbert P. Snodgrass III….

Who is a Rogues Scholar and world

Champion Punkin Chunker.

It turns out that Filbert released a

treatise on this very subject in

April of 1983.

It was entitled …………………..

”Now Waat? and Other Nebulous Queries”

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Inn his dissertation hee addresses this

very issue ov

FORGETTING HOWE TWO RIDE A BICYCLE…!!!!!!

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He first notes that this is knot nearly as uncommon as was wonce thought. In fact, Nine owt of tin dentists surveyed have forgotten how to ride bikes….And recommend it to their patients whoooom have bikes.

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Its easy to relearn……Simply jump on one and take off…….After you have struck several solid objects….You will begin to rerecognize the importance of balance and braking , steering and other crucial factors. I think it will hit you perty quick.

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