From Hugh:

Howdy ULNA……YES YES

YES!!!!!…We  here at H.A.S.

have just launched our new

NAP TAKING SERVICE!……….

You are just in time!

It is ground-breaking in nature

……….and far-reaching in scope.

Plus, IT’S a BIG DEAL.

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Imagine being able to schedule

a rest peiod at any time….

I have people who will

take a nap for you ..

Then they will email you

and let you know how it went.

You only need to stay alert for

the reports.

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We will charge by the hour….with discounts for long naps. (over 2 hours)……

Catnaps will actually be done by cats. (because it just seems reasonable)

If you are extra tired there will be a surcharge

(for intense REM SLEEP).

Bulk NAPPAGE can be had for

chronic resters…..

100 naps or more paid in

advance for Corporate Clients etc……….

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Give us a call at 2345-4552345-6857363565463922.7

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