Meeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrryyyyy Christmas….!!!!!!!

Hugh's Answering Service (H.A.S.)

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From Old Nostalgic Analgesic Hugh…

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Well……………… Twas the night before

Christmas hear at Hugh’s Answering Service…..

And All through the house……

There is a CREATURE STIRRING……

In fact

I think it’s a MOUSE.

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Yes…………….. I know its a mouse…….

(Or at least it WAS.) Its hard to tell for

sure at this point.)

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Now look hear you little munchkin,.

….GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED

…. HOW ON EARF is Yo momma

gonna surprise you with a new baby rhinoceros

….IF YOU KEEP SNOOPING AROUND>>>>>?

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Hear’s one of the favorite things that I don’t remember

from back when I was  in my youth….around 34 years old.

A Christmas non-recollection:

I don’t remember how back in the late 1980’s

I would to beg my 103 year old great Aunt

…. Zelma Thurgood from Buzzard Burp North Carolina …
…..to let me sit on her knee…

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