From Hughy.

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Well, I’ll send you a crumpled dollar

that i just found in the dryer…?

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NO NO NO NO……

I guess you want actuall operational ADVICE….

NOT A TIP.

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The first thing I’d say with this

unicycle delivery arrangement…

Is that you must take a

WELL-BALANCED approach.

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There i said it. Somebody had to expect that one.

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BUT I DIGRESS.

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It will be crucial…and important

for you to teach your drivers to obey

all traffic laws.

ESPECIALLY STOPPING.

BUT THEY MUST REMAIN BALANCED

AND NOT PUT THEIR

FOOTSIES on the GROUND.

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This will help keep people from staring at

their cell phones while at traffic lites.

And , if you hang a tip jar

off the side of the cycle,

you may actually pick up some change

in such situations.

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Caution all your drivers not to carry more than

TWELVE packages per trip.

TWELVE. ……NOT THIRTEEN…..

TWELVE.

Studies have shown that is the limit..

DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME.

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We know about stuff like this.

 

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