From mowboy Hughy. .

Well…..

The zero turn mowers are the rage .

But mostly among people

with Very

LOOOOONG

STRAIGHT

narrow yards. .

.

When you purchase a lawn mower

that can’t be

TURNED

or steered in any way,…

You better have a good eye

for aimin that rascal..

and hopin you don’t hit

any bumps or holes.

.

I’ll just be honest with you Twiggy.

The first time I used a zero turn mower

I ended up in the River.

.

All you’ve got to do is misscalculate

by a foctoid of Point Ohhh WON

degrease……and you’re liable to end up in Canada…

or in the Atlantic or Specific Ocean.
.

.

The fact that you have to go

straight all the time

realy realllly confuses the averagem

owero wner…..

.

Soo get a push mower and get busy.

.

 

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