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From Ornitholgical Hughy……

.

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

I had one that was supposed to do

that very thing

But he quickly dropped the phone and lost the

“NINE” off of it

So  the poor bird was disoriented almost

from the moment we got him.

.

The problem most people have with the silly birdbrains

is that they are prone to make

international calls that run up an

exceessssive bill………

.

By the time the bird can earn enough

money doing circus tricks…

The phone company has already

cut the account off.

.

They can, however, be easily trained to

Listen to the nightly news….

And they will come as near making any

scents of it as I will…..

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ANNNNNNNNNNNNND

If you teach em to shriek loudly

every time a

national politician says something

that is absurd…

…………………………………………………………………..

The house will be so noisy that most crooks wont

want to break in ….

Too noisy to concentrate on stealing stuff.

..This will eliminate some fo the knead for calling

911 in ths first place.

Which gets us back to where we started.

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