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From Feline expert Hughy
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Howdy Sam………
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Yes ….I can tell you about some of em…..
Would you like for me to do sew?
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Ok, I will………….
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One of the tricks I trained my dogs
to not do ….
is to fetch the paper..
The reason I did this was to keep
from having to read the paper,…
Cause I dont have time to read it (except ONLINE),
and they keep piling up on the front steps
if I dont train the dog not to get em.
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They way I did this was to whack em over the head
with a rolled up Swiffer Lint Cloth
any time they brought me a paper.
Instead of fetching the paper,
I have trained them to fetch loose change
and dollars bills from parking lots and
under bleachers at football stadiums.
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I also trained my mutts not to ROLL OVER.
There is nothing worse than four dachshunds
ROLLING through the house for no reason.
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Yes………….I put the same picture in here twice…..
The reason I did it is simply because I could.
And nobody could stop me in time to avoid it..
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