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from Hughy:

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Well Randy…..There is much about this whole thing that I need to come clean about. I’m about ready to wash my hands of admitting to this act of reschughing a damsel in distress.
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What actually occurred was far to risky and perilous and dangerous for me to describe.
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So let me tell you bout it……

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Once upon a time………..There I was……minding my own business , carrying a grandfather clock down the sidewalk to the Chrysler dealership to have it installed in my ’69 Plymouth Fury III…….When all of a sudden I heard muffled screams emanating from the laundry room of  a nearby house…….

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Shrieking for help I clamoured over the fence and ran up the narrow  door and knocked on the path…..I then realized that a hapless middle-aged chick had fallen into her own warshing machine…..It was now nearing the point of know return……YES…It was already on the rinse cycle….It’s true…..It was on Rinse.. NOT the Spin Cycle.

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I knew that time was running short for Susie Lou Crumwad……………So I did what I had to do. I panicked.

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Then, I ,……with no regard whatsoever for my personal well-being,….ignoring all odds….and proceeding with caution…….I reached over and turned the machine off. (Had I done that before panicking, it would have been so much easier on Ms. Crumwad.) But it is what it is….

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As it turned out……….She seems to be fine. Plus, she no longer needs an appointment to the Ear Nose and Throat Doc…..to get rid of that sinus infection…..The TIDE soap, seemes to have eliminated what was ailing her.