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From Hughy

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Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll Symp……Id love to give the keynote speech IFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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And I MEAN IFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF…………The key note is not E FLAT. If it is E flat, forget it.

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The neighborhood bully used to beat me with a music box that played “Green Green Grass of Home by Eddy Arnold in the key of E FLAT,..(until I super-glued him to the ceiling of the recreation center for three days).. and the trauma is just tooo grate for me…..even after years of meeting a counselor friend of mine to go fishing on Fridays.

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Look…………….I am an after sought speaker. Frequently recieving more than two hours pay for a 1 hour speech to crowds of bigger

 than average size…the last crowd I spoke for averaged Seven feet tall.

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Do not seek to negotiaterize with me. I am a stick in the mud.