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Well……….Looks like you’re on a roll…..Here’s the deal ole buddy…..

Step one: Dial 911

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Step two: Jump on board with both feet..while pretending that nothing is going to happen to YOU.

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Step three….: As you get up off the ground..(assuming you can git up)…Assess your various injuries so that you can tell the paramedics where and how to begin various treatments that you know nothing about.

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Step Four…While in the rehab center…Brag to your fiends about how you would have done fine if your wife hadn’t been screaming at you….to “GET oFF the silly Board!!!”

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