Archive for April 6th, 2011

Edwin Slush from Pea Ridge Kentucky writes dear Hugh: I have noticed that there are “Cash Checking” businesses all over town. What are they checking for in specific? Are there small “mites” that eat money? That have to be eradicaterized? Are they simply looking for counterfeit greenbacks? Do they just want to no how many ONES you have? When?

 

What do you mean “WHEN”? That makes no cents Edwin. Stop confhughsing the isshugh. Actually what they are looking for is a rare few one dollar bills on which George Washington had a DECENT LOOKING HAIRCUT. They are worth about 60,000,000 dollars each. Ask yourself a simple question. If you were gonna get your pitcher took to be on money for hundreds of years,…..would you have gone to the photo shoot looking like George did????????????? Are you kidding me.?????????????? What on earth was he thinking.?

 

 

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Ulna Radius from Calcified New Mexico writes..Dear Hugh: All of us on the west Coast are keeping up with your daughter Holley’s pregnancy…Is she having CONTRAPTIONS yet?

Yes. She has several contraptions that I made for her over the years. One is a dog house smoke alarm system with a built in electric spatula. I……………………………………………………………………………………………………….(look below warsher)ve been approached by the folks who manhughfacture GINSU knives…wanting to purchase the patent on it.

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