From Hughy

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Howdy………..No I cant authenticate it….we simply aren’t equipped for that process…BUTTTTTTTTTTT, we can check it to see if its the real thing…..

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So….Just stick it in an old shoebox….NO NEED For extra packing and tracking numbers, insurance and stuff, we ain’t had no problems over this way……

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Just address it to Hugh’s Answering Service,….That’s all you’ll knead to putt on it. Every postman in the country reads H.A.S. They’ll know where Im at. We will then show it to my cousin EDNA who reads up on this stuff with vases and all before she goes yard saleing on Saturdays…..

Gimme a holler in about two months.

From Hugh.

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Well Winly, as I have mentioned before , I personally gave up the diaper concept at two weeks old. Recognizing its inherent pitfalls, I simply made other arrangements. I took an online course on SUPER EARLY POTTY TRAINING.

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Learning to use a credit card to order the course before I was able to read was the hardest part of the deal…(because I could’t talk either, which presented problems with using the Master card help line)….It’s also very difficult to establish a credit line at that age…..But that’s beside the point because YOU ARE MUCH OLDER.

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Now Get with it Winly. Just say NO to sitting in residue. Now look……………TAKE A STAND you little munchkin…!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive potty trained DACHSHUNDS faster than you are catching on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT”S THE DEAL WITH YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS in today’s generation.????????????????????

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I continue to receive this basic question from little crumbslingers from all over the world……MAYBE THIS WILL FINALLY SETTLE THE ISSUE…..ONCE AND FOR MOST. Im just glad I’m hear two hep.